Author: <span class="vcard">Sammi</span>

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If I were speaking with you in person, I would begin this review by skipping up to you in a glittery homemade duct-tape strap-on harness, unicorn-horn shaped dick bouncing up and down in it’s gleaming holster, brandishing the Split Peaches Rivetor as a wand, and probably wearing those dollar-store fairy wings on my back. Unfortunately, this picture below will have to suffice.

Butt Stuff Dildos Reviews

Butt Stuff Reviews

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Three years ago, this was the sex toy. The only one I wanted. It was the one that was going to connect me to my boyfriend. It was the one that was going to finally let me orgasm during PIV (penis in vagina) sex, and when I did a google search for reviews, it was the one that led me to blogs like Hey Epiphora and Dangerous Lilly that taught me PIV sex wasn’t the end all be all of orgasms. I didn’t own this toy until now, but somehow it led me to everything: sex positivity, sex blogging, a career change, and a community of the most amazing people. Excuse me while I wipe away a sentimental tear from my eye.

Although I have issues with “couple’s toys” being perceived as the pinnacle of sex toys (Ninja Sexology has a great post on this topic. Long story short: any sex toy can be a couple’s sex toy), that doesn’t stop the Sync from being pretty cool. The We-Vibe Sync is the newest version of the classic We-Vibe namesake “couple’s toy” designed to be worn inside the vagina and against the clit during penetrative sex. It’s fancy new features include a more powerful motor (rumored to be the same as the Tango), an app, and two hinges to more closely adjust the Sync to fit differing bodies.

Reviews Vibrators

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Hi hey hello there. I’ve got a few recommendations for you.

  1. Put this in your butt.
  2. Put this on your clit.
  3. Put this in your vag.
  4. Put this wherever the damn hell you please.

Other

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When Vibrant gave me the option to review the Minna KGoal, I almost said no. I was (and still am) in the midst of final exams and papers and projects, and I thought I’d hate the toy anyway, especially after my experiences with other kegel exercisers. But after all, I love shirking responsibilities, my pelvic floor needs some work, and I love Vibrant as a company. They carry only body safe products, use gender-neutral language, and donate a portion of proceeds to planned parenthood. They’ve also sent bloggers T-shirts to welcome them to their affiliate program, so basically they’re doing everything right. I’m so happy they reached out to me about reviewing the KGoal, because I love it, and I love them, and I love loving stuff.

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Ah, Black Friday. The beautiful American tradition of a day celebrating family and thankfulness followed by a day of stampeding children to get a new toaster for ten dollars less…

Sales and Deals

Reviews Vibrators

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“Though she be but little, she is fierce”

Never in my life did I ever think I would be quoting Shakespeare to describe a vibrator, but man does this thing deserve it. The We-Vibe Tango is a small bullet vibrator that packs quite the punch. Due to the immense popularity of this gem, I expected great things from this toy, and although I respect its power and recognize its potential for other bodies, it simply isn’t the greatest fit for mine.

Reviews Vibrators

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I am not a very experienced dildo-er. Penetration with things other than penises is fairly new to me, and hasn’t been in my masturbation routine until recently. Every time I use a new toy I learn a little more about my body and a little more about what kind of fucking implements I enjoy. The Tantus Pack n’ Play 2 has come to be one of these such delights. The size, shape and squish come together in a lovely combination that seems to fit my vagina just right.

Dildos Reviews

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I have a confession to make. I am a sex blogger who isn’t well-acquainted with her G-spot. I don’t know where exactly it is, or what it likes, or even how best to find it. I have no idea what type of dildo will feel best or at what angle or what motion or what amount of pressure. I am a total G-spot n00b.

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