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One of the latest sex toy crazes sweeping the planet right now is air pulsation based vibrators. I mean, Jesus Christ ever since the Womanizer came out everyone and their uncle has been cranking these puppies out like nobody’s business. Womanizer, Satisfyer, Lelo, white-label. Everyone’s gotta produce a version of this latest clit-focused sucky thingy. Heck, since my receiving of these products, Satisfyer has already released updated versions of all it’s toys. And for good reason, too, I suppose. I really like these things. The Satisfyers I received: The Satisfyer Pro 2, and Pro 2 next generation, and Satisfyer 2 and Pro Penguin (both of which have now received an update), all feel great. They’re effective, fun, and, compared to other models out there, they’re pretty affordable. Also, you can put a penis extender on the end of one of them for some cool gender-feelz. Overall, these things are pretty neat.

#GSpotJournal Reviews Vibrators

I do not like hard toys in my clam, I do not like them, Sam I Am.

I’m a sensitive peanut. To temperature, tastes, scents, emotions, other people’s emotions, movies, words. I’m a soft little fuzzy bruise-able peach. I learned a while ago that my vulva was sensitive to lubes, getting itchy every time we’d do PIV (thank you Sliquid and unlubed condoms for remedying this). What I didn’t realize until now is that my vagina itself is a sensitive soul, a soul that craves the cushy caress of sweet soft silicone, and cringes at the thought of metal or wood, or jeez even harder silicone. I’m refraining from making “my vagina is a pussy” joke because using “pussy” in that way is nearly always misogynistic, but man is my vagina a soft and gentle creature.

So here’s the truth, folks, I started this VaJournal segment (formally known as #GSpotJournal), because I, Sammi, a sex blogger, hate the Pure Wand.

#GSpotJournal Dildos Reviews

Hello. My name is Sammi and I recently learned that I love floggers.

This very toy, the Bondage Bunnies Rouge Garments Purple Suede* Flogger, introduced me to that love.

On the day of the toy’s arrival, I’m pretty sure lifted it out of the box and let out a deep satisfied sigh. I remember holding this thing up in the air lion-king style and saying (with great gusto might I add) “I AM AN OFFICIAL KINKSTER”. Like, if someone is making a BDSM reference in vanilla society, they’re probably giggling about whips. It’s the classic kink item, and owning one somehow finally makes me feel like I’m actually Doing The Kink Thing (even though kink, like most things, is a spectrum).

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If I were speaking with you in person, I would begin this review by skipping up to you in a glittery homemade duct-tape strap-on harness, unicorn-horn shaped dick bouncing up and down in it’s gleaming holster, brandishing the Split Peaches Rivetor as a wand, and probably wearing those dollar-store fairy wings on my back. Unfortunately, this picture below will have to suffice.

Butt Stuff Dildos Reviews

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Three years ago, this was the sex toy. The only one I wanted. It was the one that was going to connect me to my boyfriend. It was the one that was going to finally let me orgasm during PIV (penis in vagina) sex, and when I did a google search for reviews, it was the one that led me to blogs like Hey Epiphora and Dangerous Lilly that taught me PIV sex wasn’t the end all be all of orgasms. I didn’t own this toy until now, but somehow it led me to everything: sex positivity, sex blogging, a career change, and a community of the most amazing people. Excuse me while I wipe away a sentimental tear from my eye.

Although I have issues with “couple’s toys” being perceived as the pinnacle of sex toys (Ninja Sexology has a great post on this topic. Long story short: any sex toy can be a couple’s sex toy), that doesn’t stop the Sync from being pretty cool. The We-Vibe Sync is the newest version of the classic We-Vibe namesake “couple’s toy” designed to be worn inside the vagina and against the clit during penetrative sex. It’s fancy new features include a more powerful motor (rumored to be the same as the Tango), an app, and two hinges to more closely adjust the Sync to fit differing bodies.

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“Though she be but little, she is fierce”

Never in my life did I ever think I would be quoting Shakespeare to describe a vibrator, but man does this thing deserve it. The We-Vibe Tango is a small bullet vibrator that packs quite the punch. Due to the immense popularity of this gem, I expected great things from this toy, and although I respect its power and recognize its potential for other bodies, it simply isn’t the greatest fit for mine.

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I am not a very experienced dildo-er. Penetration with things other than penises is fairly new to me, and hasn’t been in my masturbation routine until recently. Every time I use a new toy I learn a little more about my body and a little more about what kind of fucking implements I enjoy. The Tantus Pack n’ Play 2 has come to be one of these such delights. The size, shape and squish come together in a lovely combination that seems to fit my vagina just right.

Dildos Reviews

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First impressions are incredulously important. They can determine whether you landed your dream job during an interview, help seduce a potential partner at a bar, and be a main decider on whether you will lube up your dick and stick it in a Fleshlight again. Biases positive and negative sprout immediately from first impressions; however, to make an accurate judgement upon anything, you must be exposed to it multiple times. Mundane, useless, and unarousing were initial reactions I felt when using this toy, but after experimenting and finagling around with the Quickshot, my opinion quickly flip-flopped. The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage is, as Jim Carrey once said in Bruce Almighty, “B-E-A-utiful.”

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