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“Though she be but little, she is fierce”

Never in my life did I ever think I would be quoting Shakespeare to describe a vibrator, but man does this thing deserve it. The We-Vibe Tango is a small bullet vibrator that packs quite the punch. Due to the immense popularity of this gem, I expected great things from this toy, and although I respect its power and recognize its potential for other bodies, it simply isn’t the greatest fit for mine.

Read More The We-Vibe Tango: Little, but Fierce

Reviews Vibrators

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I am not a very experienced dildo-er. Penetration with things other than penises is fairly new to me, and hasn’t been in my masturbation routine until recently. Every time I use a new toy I learn a little more about my body and a little more about what kind of fucking implements I enjoy. The Tantus Pack n’ Play 2 has come to be one of these such delights. The size, shape and squish come together in a lovely combination that seems to fit my vagina just right.

Read More The Tantus Pack n’ Play 2: A Most Beautiful Boner

Dildos Reviews

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First impressions are incredulously important. They can determine whether you landed your dream job during an interview, help seduce a potential partner at a bar, and be a main decider on whether you will lube up your dick and stick it in a Fleshlight again. Biases positive and negative sprout immediately from first impressions; however, to make an accurate judgement upon anything, you must be exposed to it multiple times. Mundane, useless, and unarousing were initial reactions I felt when using this toy, but after experimenting and finagling around with the Quickshot, my opinion quickly flip-flopped. The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage is, as Jim Carrey once said in Bruce Almighty, “B-E-A-utiful.”

Read More Simon’s First Review: The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage!

Other Reviews

Lovelife Flex Dildoodle

Picture this: A girl (me!) lies in bed watching Netflix. Cheeto crumbs cover her chest and neon-orange dust-slime coats her fingertips. Just out of her reach are the Lovelife Flex Kegel Weights in their little satin bag. She half-heartedly half-lifts her arm up, reaching for them in sluggish consideration. Alas, with a defeated sigh, that undetermined arm flops right back down as she resumes her nature documentary. Congratulations! You’ve just witnessed my feelings towards pelvic-floor strengthening, AKA kegel exercises.

Read More OhMiBod Lovelife Flex Kegel Weights

Other Reviews

Adam dildoodle

I have owed Tantus this review for far too long. I have tested this dildo so many times over something like two months, and I still cannot come to a satisfying conclusion. Sometimes this dildo feels delightful, but sometimes it’s curve and girth are just too much for my smaller-sized anatomy. I’m pretty sure the subject of Katy Perry’s song “Hot n’ Cold” was the Tantus Adam O2.

Read More A Katy Perry Song in Dildo Form: The Tantus Adam O2

Dildos Reviews

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Usually my first impression of a toy gives me a pretty good idea about whether I’m going to like it or not. This time however, my first impression was dead wrong. I initially wasn’t thrilled about the Funkit Toys Cashew Nib, but after a few tries, I fell in love. This is an amazing toy from an amazing company.

Read More Nuts About The Cashew Nib

Butt Stuff Reviews

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Lelo has made some abhorrent decisions lately surrounding their latest project, Lelo Hex Condoms. Not only did they choose a man known for assault as their spokesperson and stigmatize STIs to sell their product, they defended all these choices and refused to listen to the blogging and sex-ed community. Sarah from Marvelous Darling does a much better job of articulating this than I could, so you should definitely read into the details here. Because of this fiasco, Lelo, and their other brand, Picobong, no longer hold my respect. That being said, their recent actions did not influence this review, they only left me bitter that I still had to actually report about this unfortunate toy.  Read More Picobong Kiki 2: Boring, Uncomfortable, and Frustrating

Reviews Vibrators

sliquid bottlesSliquid is my favorite brand of lubricant. Loved dearly by sex-toy aficionados like Epiphora and Erika Moen of Oh Joy Sex Toy, Sliquid must be one of the most popular lubricants among bloggers, and it’s easy to see why. Sliquid lubes are comprised of only a few ingredients, and all of them are both vegan and body safe. There are no chemical irritants, parabens (potentially carcinogenic), glycerin, or propylene glycol (both of which can lead to heightened risk of STI transmission). Sliquid lubes are iso-osmotic, meaning they are kind to your skin and tissue cells. They also have a friendly pH relative to the environment of the vagina or rectum, which translates to no burning feeling. If you’d like to learn more about osmolality, pH, and the science of lube, check out Dangerous Lilly’s Big Lube Guide Read More Lube Lovin’: Sliquid H20 and Sassy

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In high school, I was the only one on my basketball team who failed to score all season. I played three soccer games in a row where I got hit in the face every single time. When I tried hockey, other people got awards like “Fastest Skater” or “Best Backwards”. I got “Smallest Head”. Sports and I were never compatible. That is, until now. Luckily, you don’t have to be athletic to enjoy the Tantus SportRead More The Tantus Sport: A Grand Slam

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