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If I were speaking with you in person, I would begin this review by skipping up to you in a glittery homemade duct-tape strap-on harness, unicorn-horn shaped dick bouncing up and down in it’s gleaming holster, brandishing the Split Peaches Rivetor as a wand, and probably wearing those dollar-store fairy wings on my back. Unfortunately, this picture below will have to suffice.

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I am not a very experienced dildo-er. Penetration with things other than penises is fairly new to me, and hasn’t been in my masturbation routine until recently. Every time I use a new toy I learn a little more about my body and a little more about what kind of fucking implements I enjoy. The Tantus Pack n’ Play 2 has come to be one of these such delights. The size, shape and squish come together in a lovely combination that seems to fit my vagina just right.

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I have owed Tantus this review for far too long. I have tested this dildo so many times over something like two months, and I still cannot come to a satisfying conclusion. Sometimes this dildo feels delightful, but sometimes it’s curve and girth are just too much for my smaller-sized anatomy. I’m pretty sure the subject of Katy Perry’s song “Hot n’ Cold” was the Tantus Adam O2.

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In high school, I was the only one on my basketball team who failed to score all season. I played three soccer games in a row where I got hit in the face every single time. When I tried hockey, other people got awards like “Fastest Skater” or “Best Backwards”. I got “Smallest Head”. Sports and I were never compatible. That is, until now. Luckily, you don’t have to be athletic to enjoy the Tantus Sport

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Pictured above: The typical college student problem of not having the usual soda can for dildo size comparison and instead using a can of shitty beer.

 

As college students, Simon and I don’t exactly have a whole lot of money to spend on our sexual pursuits (If the school can spend our tuition on university logo-emblazoned m&ms, we should at least be getting more free condoms). Our low budget is what drew us to the Sportsheets New Comers Harness and Dildo Strap-On Kit when we decided to try pegging, and we can report we are mostly pleased, with a few reservations.

 

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